Posted by: tvfoh | March 29, 2009

It’s joke time…

 

A man and his ever nagging wife take a vacation to Jerusalem, while there the wife gets sick and passes away.

 

The undertaker tells the man that he could have his wife shipped home for $5000.00 or he can bury her there for $150.00.

 

The man thinks it over for a while and tells the undertaker “I think I’ll just have her shipped home”

 

The undertaker asks the man “why would you spend $5000.00 to ship her home when she can be buried in The Holy Land for only $150.00?”

 

The man replies “well many years ago you guys buried a guy here and 3 days later he rose from the dead….

 

And I just can’t take that chance

 

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